in which: i find f5

It's happened ... I've found reddit ... Lou said it was just a matter of time. And it was wee Chet that did it. I did my first "post" ... Meet Chester, the blind wiener dog! He can't see a thing - except a way into your heart! and sat there hitting F5 until the "likes" went up. Then they went down ... so I hit F5 faster ... and then checked my phone ... and then hit f5 ... and then I decided I better put up another post: What do you do with an eyeless dog?! And now, Lou just laughs ... but I think he knows we've entered an unspoken competition ... who's gonna get the most karma?!